I bet I'd really like this person

Spotted in my parking lot; I imagine this auto's owner is not in the least bit pretentious:


I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Things said by the DB Boston fan sitting behind me at the game tonight

I had the rare honor of sitting in front of an esteemed fan of Red Sox Nation while taking in the Yankees-Red Sox game at the Stadium tonight. Below are some of the highlights with which he was regailing his travelling party:

- "Did I ever tell you about the time I got so wasted in New Orleans at the Saints game?"
- Explained the black batter's eye in centerfield to the fans sitting to my left, providing a complete history of the concept and detailing other aspects.
- (to the beer man) "Hey, buddy, I'll take two of those off your hands."
- "Oh, look, Kevin Cash is up. That guy's money (ugh). I'm going to be saying that all night."
- "Tim Wakefield he can pitch all night long, the knuckleball doesn't require much force, so it doesn't stress the arm."

****Break****
Wakefield only threw 80 pitches tonight, coming out after the fifth inning.

Wakefield is also not one of the top 20 American League starters in pitches per appearance (his opponent tonight, Andy Pettite, is).

****Return to Annoying Comments******

-"Did I ever tell you about the time I was on the Kiss Cam at the San Jose- Bruins game?"
- "Jed LOW-ree, Jed LOW-ree" (like Martin Lawrence in Bad Boys)(Go to 1:33)

Needless to say, as if A-Rod coming up short in the clutch like 40 times tonight wasn't irksome enough, I had to listen to this chowderhead (who sat in Section 220 Row C Seat 3, for the record) for the 6 innings I stuck around. I'm really going to miss the place.