Guilty Pleasure: Newsday's Wall of Shame: September

I noticed a disturbing trend this week, a number of those arrested and charged with DUI in Nassau County and subsequently highlighted on Newsday's Wall of Shame this week share names with Major League ballplayers:


Not to be confused with Orioles backstop Ramon Hernandez

Not to be confused with Braves Catcher Javy Lopez
or the other Javy Lopez, for that matter

Not to be confused with the Rays First Baseman

Rest assurred, the cream still rose to the top, here are some lowlights:


I think this guy plays the pan flute at Penn Station


"The Stranger: I like your style, Dude."


What would Jesus do?
Apparently, ride his mule drunk and then smile in his mugshot


No relation to the guy above


A picture's worth 1,000 corny jokes


"I was a roadie for ZZ Top back in '86, on the Afterburner tour"


Rock the SKULLET!!!
On a related note, you may notice that I haven't posted any pictures of female offenders. That's because I looked a few of them up, found their Facebook pages, and they invariably date gues off of HCwDB.com...


Alright, maybe just this once:



*All are presumed innocent until proven guilty