Guilty Pleasure: Newsday's Wall of Shame

Thanks to creative thinking by Chaminade alum Tom Suozzi (where better to learn the craft of time-tested, appropriate punishment), each week the mugs of Nassau County DWI offenders hit the Newsday Web site.

While a quick glance would lead one to believe that on Long Island only creepy looking dudes and attractive 21-year old ladies have a severe drinking problem, included within the photos are some gems:


This....is my new Hair Cut!


If Prince and Gerardo had a love child...


I can smell the alcohol through the screen


Must have gotten lost on the way to a casting call for OZ extras (I hope this guy doesn't find my Web site and slaughter me)


How's he ever going to tell his grandkids?


John Mellencamp called, he wants his hair back

* All are presumed innocent until proven guilty.
** Since August 11, 131 of Long Island's best and brightest made the Wall of Shame.