Homer and Morgan's Lost Weekend

You know what they say, when the cat's away, Homer knows how to party! No matter how hard I tried, the wackjob wouldn't stop jumping on Mom and Pop's bed.

After I finally got him to calm down, he wanted to go into mom's office. Homer thinks mom is a computer hog and was happy to finally log some time on the keyboard.

Homer loves eBay. He had his eye on a Coca-Cola fabrege egg and added SOB523 to his favorite sellers.

Even though he has a paw and no fingers, he showed surprising dexterity using the mouse. I was impressed.

After a long day in the yard, Homer wanted to unwind with some of his "water." He's got the discerning taste and a sophisticated pallette. He also didn't want any of that wussy Grey Goose. He thinks only sorority girls and poodles spend the money to drink that crap.

After guzzling down his bowl like a camel that just spent 30 days crossing the Sahara (or Grandma Gina), Homer told me that he loved "That Old Time Rock and Roll". Cue Bob Seger:

Dude's crazy, he reminds me of Neil Patrick Harris in Harold and Kumar. Physically, I couldn't keep up! Hopefully, mom doesn't make this a habit.

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