Curses

As a Yankee fan, this story would scare me if I didn’t accept Jesus Christ as my savior and Bill James as his prophet.

Fortunately, that means:

A)    I don’t believe in curses, and

B)     As the guys at Firejoemorgan would say, I don’t view baseball players as humans but as anthropomorphic figures that are bound by the laws of physics, meaning

C)    Cotton buried under concrete does not impact runs scored.

Phew, that was almost nerve racking.